it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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