That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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