Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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