I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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