my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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