Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i barfeds in our rink
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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