dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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