I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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