Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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