she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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