Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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