have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I think people are normalizing furries
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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