She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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