I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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