Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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