her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
