i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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