Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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