and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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