K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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