Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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