Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
home. puking in laundry basket.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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