do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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