I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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