i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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