he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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