she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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