So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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