I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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