Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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