Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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