One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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