i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I just found puke in my bra..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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