i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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