you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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