i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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