I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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