did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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