im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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