Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I could fuck to npr.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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