it was like eating out sand paper
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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