i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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