Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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