Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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