What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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