Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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