Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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