Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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