Grow some girl-balls and come out already
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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