I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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