have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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