woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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