i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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