When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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