I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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