I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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