If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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